I really want this .. No like seriously
Coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr hands down.
well heres the link… theyre only 18$ so go crazy
ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CARD??????????????
I would cry if someone got me one of these and it said something cute or romantic
OMG stop I need this rn
I really want someone to get me one of these
It’s a very serious process. First, you have to clear the area of all things religious. If there is a cross anywhere within a 100 foot radius, Jesus will know what you’re doing and you’ll go to hell immediately. Once that’s done, you must play Tegan and Sara on repeat. Before you begin the sex, you both must pray the goddess Ellen and receive her blessing. Then comes the main event. Start with the pussy. You each must find a cat to pet in unison. After awhile of that comes the scissoring. You’ll take turns cutting each other’s hair until you both have achieved Justin Bieber’s 2009 ‘do. To finish, watch an episode of The L Word together.
LMFAO 😅 😅 😅 😅